blagtag

verb/noun - To tag someones house/apartment/dorm with drawings/paintings/photos of many categories of feces.

1.v- We blagtagged the shit (literally) out of that house.

2.n- That guy left a blagtag under his mom's pillow.

by Peggy and Earl Bennit November 21, 2011

blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.

I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.

by Hogleg samurai November 30, 2013

blaffers

Back tits

Some huge bitch popped out of the river and all we saw were her ginormous blaffers... Thank god!

by Fat ass back tits April 25, 2014

Blast-Tastic

(adj.) Incredibly amazing, great, or epic.

Wow, that party was blast-tastic!!!!!

by BlastTastic June 27, 2014

blastalicious

Tending to make one blast off copious amounts of cum

Lisa is a two-rubber girl...she's that blastalicious!

by pentozali September 24, 2014

blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017