Atlas Theory

When one pretends to be stupid for attention and/or to ragebait.

Person 1: Is October a year? Person 2: Atlas theory

by realPendog September 16, 2025

Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone

"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."

by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025

Atlanta Swirly

An intense sexual act when one person receives a swirly while the other pounds the backside until he shoots sperm out of his mouth into the toilet.

A bully gives a nerd an Atlanta swirly

by Huge D Randy October 9, 2025

Atlantafication

Is categorized by the breakdown of zones, counties, zip codes, and cardinal directions.

If you plan on visiting Georgia soon, you will need a brochure on Atlantafication.

by Saint Longwei October 11, 2025

Atlanta Pitchfork

tie two bad dragon dildos to your penis, stretch your penis into the shape of a pitchfork and simultaneously take on 3 people at the same time

Atlanta Pitchfork tonight?
yes.

by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 5, 2025

Atulniya

Atulniya- is a word precursor generally used on indian online anonymous imageboard forum to describe the tragedy of Atul Subhash. Its ultimate end of every male in Lundia.
while online forum uses it in irony but hides a deep systematic depression of incels in republic.

Atulniya Subhratri anons
Atulniya Evening yaaro...

by Kira Omit December 30, 2025

premature adulation

When you've bragged to your friends about something before it's official.

I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.

by MJAlbus January 3, 2014