gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.
"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"
"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
by holefuck969 July 13, 2017
Get the provost alberta mug.'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
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1. When a man enters a room playing an instrument (which he must be able to play well) whilst completely naked and with the instrument positioned as to bring the genitalia into prominence. This is best accomplished playing something by The Who.
2. A song by Cream.
2. A song by Cream.
by abuskeletor October 7, 2010
Get the Royal Albert Hall mug.Adler. The most anooying brother. He makes his sister do literally everything for him. He cannot cook.
by fendee November 13, 2020
Get the Adler mug.A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.
Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
by Jacobsenj11 February 10, 2018
Get the Albert mug.A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.
by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013
Get the alberto mug.1. One who has many character traits.
2. Describing one who is confused or has frequent "blonde moments."
3. A talented, well-rounded being, often meaning that he/she is stuck-up or a show off, and often very hypocritical.
4. One who is very smart or bright, often misunderstood, yet gets along with everyone.
5. Of or pertaining to randomness.
2. Describing one who is confused or has frequent "blonde moments."
3. A talented, well-rounded being, often meaning that he/she is stuck-up or a show off, and often very hypocritical.
4. One who is very smart or bright, often misunderstood, yet gets along with everyone.
5. Of or pertaining to randomness.
Chick: Did you go see that one-man-show?
Dude: Yeah! That was awesome! But he was so freaking stupid!
Chick: I know! He was so allerviciant!
Dude: Yeah! That was awesome! But he was so freaking stupid!
Chick: I know! He was so allerviciant!
by Sgt. Gemstone March 3, 2007
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