Alex

A total fucking weeb. This boi is an utter dork. He's the living embodiment of a nerd, geek, and dweeb combined. Most descriptions have him labeled as a "cool, lovable guy". No, this is not Alex. A true Alex is one who will rant to you until 3am, causing you to never do your homework. They are insanely stubborn in their ways and often assume incorrectly. And yet, you always need an Alex in your life, as their caring and funny ways will make them one of your closest, longlasting friends. (Even if they're idiots 99.8% of the time)

Person: yo what time is it
Alex: 5 AM
Person: WHY U DU DIS TU MEEEEE

by Seammy November 14, 2018

alex

an acorn lookin bitch whos relationships are as short lived as my self esteem

wow that alex is such a fuckboy

by doodootheclown November 4, 2019

Alex

a pussy ass bitch who cry's all the time and has a small dick

random dude: why is alex such a fucking bitch?
random: because hes alex dumbass.

by 69 haha big funny September 10, 2020

Alex

A very strange child in need of medical and social assistance. The name Alex often attracts loads of rabid animals, such as squirrels and cats.

“Did you see Alex”
“Check the mental institute down the block”

by Snarlness December 12, 2017

Alex

Alex. Alex is very terrible with the ladies, but he doesn’t care. He is very and I mean very gay. Every day he goes to public restrooms and ask to play with little boys penises. When they say NO hey grabs them and takes them to the stalls. He locks the door and resizes all their holes. He is a very sick and horrible young man. If you see an Alex call the cops before he commits these terrible crimes.

Oh shit, there’s an Alex call the cops before he plays with the little boys!!!

by Lesbiansucker October 13, 2019

Alex

translates to bitch, used as a form of abuse towards somebody if they start to anger you in some format, also used as a general put down to anybody your direct vicinity.
Used for public embarrassment of a particular person.

stop being an Alex

by Some FTBM April 22, 2011

alex

a Reject who is insane and likes to make people suffer when he doesn't get his own way. Alex can be nice when he wants something otherwise he is a cheating bastard who like's some ball action. 100% jealous of any guys that want to be her friend even if they're gay. Alex has a small cock and like's to hit guys round the face with it. Overall Alex is a nobhead

my ex called alex

by BeatTheClock September 5, 2011