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Breakup AIDS

Breakup-AIDS, noun.

Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.

Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.

Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016
mugGet the Breakup AIDSmug.

Okehampton AIDS

When you kiss too many people from Okehampton party and contract aids
“Damn! I kissed 10 people from Okehampton and now I’ve got Okehampton AIDS!”
by shreklover999 April 7, 2023
mugGet the Okehampton AIDSmug.

AIDS Black

A crack smoking, whorish Africanized woman.
Dude, that girl looks AIDS black!
by Hello Rebecca! September 9, 2010
mugGet the AIDS Blackmug.

Band Aid

group of musicians from the UK who recorded "Do They Know It's Christmas?" in the mid 80s.

If you have no idea what song this is, trust me on this one; you will hear it over and over and over and over and over....
I was walking through Walmart and I heard that fucking Band Aid song for the 26th time today....and Christmas is a month away. For fucks sake, I hope that song will go away soon.
by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003
mugGet the Band Aidmug.

first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training
Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.
by Javier Z. May 11, 2008
mugGet the first aidmug.

phone aids

The act of using someone else's phone charger in an act of desperation to power your device ;) resulting in a lag or virus in your poor phone proceeding the event.
Dude I think your mom's charger gave me phone aids last night. My phones been all f**ked up ever since
by internationalparker September 2, 2012
mugGet the phone aidsmug.

Cool-Aid

A variation of cool. Can be catergorized by flavors of actual Kool-Aid. i.e Cherry Cool-Aid is totally amazingriffic
Me:ZOMG MARLEEE!!
Marlee:Huh?
Me: Holy Godiva Chocolate, that shirts in like cherry cool-aid!
Marlee:Haha thanks :)
by SarahPhysco May 24, 2009
mugGet the Cool-Aidmug.

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