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Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023
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charted accountant

Is a professional in accounting , tax , costing and legal corporate world.

Dedicated his teenage life to studies to become one 😅.
Known primarily as a charted accountant in Asia.
In west known as public accountant
He is a charted accountant by profession.
by The w6rst alien July 18, 2023
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cutoff account

A secret account managed by someone, often made without the knowledge of one's general friends. Typically created on a game.
Joe: "I just found Bertie's cutoff account"
by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023
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Private Account Syndrome

The delusion of being better than everyone else because they are hidden behind a social media account that's either set to "private" or has no content posted.
*User A posts an innocent video online*
*User B sees the video and comments a hateful message for no reason*
*User A reads the message and thinks: "They are so rude! Who are They to think They can say this?"*
*User A look at User B's account and finds that They have their account set to "private"
*User A responds to User B: "You think You can be rude to everyone because You're hidden away from the public! You have Private Account Syndrome."
by mikuthedutchie July 12, 2024
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Private Account Syndrome

Private Account Syndrome (PRACS for short) is the delusion of being better than everybody else just because you hide behind an account that is either private or has no posts.
They usually say horrible things and slurs but have no self control as they think they are safe behind a privated account.
(Privated Account) User1: "~racist slur~"
(Reply) Original Poster: "why'd you say that about me"
(Reply to OP) User1: "i have free speech"
(Reply) User2: "You've really gotten Private Account Syndrome"
by TerraOnHere July 14, 2024
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Games account

A games account, is a account made by 2 or 3 people, where they buy games together.
"why did you get the games account perma banned?" - Bro 1
" i didn't" - Bro 2
"I banned the games account because of a guy on brawlhalla" - Bro 3
by Bob pogo inc. July 19, 2024
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