Asian Parents

Something that acutally describes what it's like having Asian parents: FML

You get compared and their excuse is that they're not comparing you to other people. They're 'telling you about the good qualities of that person that you should learn from.'
Oh, and an 'A' is known as 'Average' to Asian parents so getting anything below an 'A' pretty much means death and purely death.
Good luck and hope you survive

Me on my phone for an hour
My Asian parents: Stop being so obsessed with your phone! Go and learn something new. All you do is stay on that stupid phone of yours. If you get on your phone next time, I'm going to take it.
Me: *under my breath* FML
My parents: WhAt DiD yOu SaY? *starts with a 2 hour long lecture starting from respect and ending with how technology ruined this generation*

by Average Asian Child September 16, 2020

Rusty Asian

Poo in yah jap’s eye aka once anal has been completed poo may in your jap’s eye!

Hey babe is that poo in your jap’s eye!

Yeah it’s a rusty Asian.

by Cunt bandit April 26, 2019

asiaphile

A term giving to those who are not of Asian decent, but who prefer Asian Women or Men over other races. It appears to have been created by others who do not like the attention that Asian women or men receive from non-Asians as a way to attempt to disgrace, belittle and insult them. Those who use the term usually appear to currently have or did have problems with staying in or finding relationships of their own, have low self esteem, or some other personal issue, and like most insults only used to create an impression that the name caller is better than the one they are calling the name of. Usually it is either Asian men who have not had much luck dating within their own race but desperately wish to, or women of other races who use it because a man they like does not like them and is dating or seeking to date an Asian woman. Those with the most anger issues who use asiaphile as a verbal insult ,will often dismiss any conceivable reason no matter how truthful or fact based , as to why someone of another race wishes to date an Asian man or woman. Yet, these same people usually have no problem with or use any such insulting term with such violent vigor for others who prefer to date other races outside of their own, as long as they not dating Asians. They are clinically sometime referred to as” Narcissistic Racial Activist” , “ Intra Racial Moral Psychopath “, or “ Jealous”.

"Look at that White/Black/Hispanic/Middle Eastern- ( fill in any race but Asian)- asiaphile with the beautiful Asian woman on his arm. Just because she likes him and not me, he is messed up in the head. Its just sick, damn asiaphile."

by Pseudonym Studonym November 12, 2010

East Asian

Referring to the peoples, cultures, nations, languages, and histories of the eastern portion of the continent Asia

Some East Asian languages include Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, Tibetan, and Uyghur.

East Asian countries, as with many from the continent, are currently known for experiencing rapid economic development.

East Asian peoples have made significant contributions to the international community. East Asian peoples, such as Chinese people, have settled in and contributed to areas such as the United States since at least the 18th century.

by lichno May 1, 2015

asian 6-pack

1. Set of courses in high school containing 3 maths and 3 sciences

"Dude, Quong-Wing is takign the asian 6-pack"

by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006

asian power

1. the natural ability to get As on tests without studying
2. the natural ability to be really good at fast paced card games such as speed and ERS

Applies to asians and caucasians, white people,who can obtain the card playing half of asian power by hanging out with asian people or playing cards with them.

(day of test)OMG what am i going to do, my test is in an hour and i haven't studied at all, I need my asian power to kick in.
(day of results) Yes! I got a 100! Looks like my asian power kicked in.

(card playing) Hey, how did you get so good? I have been seeing my asian source, he gives me my asian power.

by CanadianAnonymous September 17, 2007

asian train

Asian Trains exist at raves due to the combination of mass amounts of people at events and the lower average height of asians. Thus, asians latch onto each other, hoping not to lose their families in the midst of chaos. If an asian train is broken, the two asian parties are basically fucked. If we replace asians with another race, say white people, they would shrug it off and continue to head in the same direction as the other party with the ability to see over most people, eventually rejoining them, with or without contact. Asian Trains have been spotted at music festivals, events, and raves.

I swear if one more Asian Train passes in front of me without saying excuse me, I'm splitting them up.

by Kags January 18, 2017