A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
by khada October 23, 2020
by ghettobootie August 12, 2005
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
by Cwuppacwoffee April 03, 2019
by Jimmy Vanderball August 14, 2007
The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.
Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.
by electrocaine September 03, 2018
by Straitpepperdiet December 01, 2017
When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.
Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?
Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
by alicethemasterofnekogirls July 14, 2018