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Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011
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closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.
I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.
by BOUS Master November 21, 2017
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jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂
by AnonDoxy August 20, 2018
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Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.
I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.
by phatbulldog October 5, 2011
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bunch of jerks

The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.
These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.
by Ostříž March 5, 2019
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Review Jerk

Review Jerk is the opposite of review bomb. Its when people/reviewers/critics /fans flood content with positive reviews to push their own woke agenda when the content was clearly bad. Also Review jerking is something that doesn't exist according to people who always use review bombing as an excuse when reviews can be jerked or bombed.
Look at how critics review jerked Masters of the Universe: Revelation and also said "Its an impressively loyal He-Man series"
by omegadespair August 2, 2021
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