50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

50-yard line

1980s reference to best position in class to inappropriately leer at cleavage of classmates.

Dude, I'm going to hustle to class to get the 50-yard line!

Nice job you perv!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

50/50 Day

A 50/50 Day is when you’re having a day that isn’t great, but also isn’t terrible. Some good and bad came out of the same day.

Person 1: Hey, how has your day been?
Person 2: Eh, I’ve had a 50/50 Day.
Person 1: Why’s that?
Person 2: I got a promotion at work, but when I left for the day I noticed someone had scratched the whole front end of my car while backing into their parking space.

by BakedOwl August 31, 2019

50/50

A person who is 50/50 is a bisexual. They are attracted to both guys and gals.

Yo! Tina just frenched Rachel! Guess she’s 50/50 now!

by greengeek81 September 2, 2019

Not 50 Cent

In Defense of Cultural Appropriation Slander Talking Smack Put-Downs Comedy, Light-Hearted Social disparaging remark, Sang Slang Reversal Psychology. Fifty Cent is known for being a Criminal thug and Sly Business consultant on the Low with unconventional ways of committing retaliation against his enemies. Using Reputation and CELEB STATUS including Popularity Money Guns Drugs and Mobb like tactics to Influence an unfair bias against others.

Boo; why - you gon' to try an ack-Scarry wich yo' thugging ass - Not 50 Cent - retarded Ass!

by Mat Bat September 4, 2019