Lord Barquar the 3rd

Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.

Have you seen Lord Barquar the 3rd?

Yeah, he's gorgeous!

by stelly nutelly September 11, 2022

November 3rd

National give the love of your life a kiss day!

"It's november 3rd national give the love of your life a kiss day, so you know what that means"

by Jistheloml November 3, 2022

November 3rd

(4th for Some people like me)
Day 1000 of that guy on tiktok doing the chika dance until he gets a gf

Yeehaw November 3rd

by Omnisexuo November 4, 2022

3rd of december

give her a sweater cause conan gray said so

girl: gimme ur sweater
boy: why
girl: its 3rd of december

by lekruz November 6, 2022

February 3rd

February is national throw beans day

Its February 3rd so i get to throw beans.

by BEANS115 November 15, 2022

The 3rd of December

Based off Conan Gray's "Heather" song. The 3rd of December is supposedly when someone you liked/like gave/gives you a sweater. (from the lyrics: I still remember, 3rd of December, me in your sweater, you said it looked better than me than it did you, only if you knew, how much I liked you.)

"It's the 3rd of December, you're worthy of my sweater."
"Your sweater?"
"I'm saying I like you."
"Yo wtf is that an Evangelion reference??"

by anonymous November 16, 2022

september 3rd

bob belchers and linda belchers wedding anniversary

linda: i'm just saying, its easy to remember. september 3rd. nine three. nine is divisible by three.
bob: what? thats not-- a lot of numbers are divisible by three.

by pretty__boy November 19, 2022