by Crixz June 27, 2018
National Simp day. January 13 is the day that the boys pipe up, shoot their shot, and kiss their crush. Or if you already have a girlfriend, show her some affection, give her a hug and a kiss, tell her she's beautiful.
Girl: 'Oh hey Jake wha-"
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."
by CarmelxCow January 13, 2021
Also known as “Friday 13.” The feeling most White House staff experience every day since 2016, because with Trump, every day is a Friday the 13th.
by MathPlus November 12, 2020
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pepe October 29, 2019
December 13 is when the fakest bitches are born. When December 13 rolls around everyone already knows oh it’s that fake bitches birthday.
by Bad_bitch23333 December 05, 2019
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