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SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."
by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012
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Skulski Syndrome

An extremely serious syndrome often accompanied with severe calf pain, occasionally requiring a walking boot. This syndrome usually lasts up to 1 week. To combat Skulski syndrome, calf stretching and banded calf exercises are used to strengthen and improve mobility within the calf.
“He’s in a boot. He’s got a bad case of Skulski Syndrome.”
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.
Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.
by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019
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Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.
Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."
by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020
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dirty syndrome

Stealing peoples chromosomes and dealing them like drugs...
Dealer- Wanna buy some cwomeasomes

Man- nah but damn you’re savage because you’re committing a dirty syndrome
Dealer- BOWH BOWH BOWH
Man- SHHHH WE’RE GONNA GET CAUGHT
by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018
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Ricky Syndrome

When you use the restroom many times during work shift, typically after every task you do.
I got Ricky Syndrome, you know what that is
Also could be referring to Ricky’s Office.
Other words I gotta take a Sh*t
by Well....send me an email, April 19, 2021
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Fuckhead Syndrome

A Syndrome denoting one's overly zealous, overly attention-seeking, overly "jock"; ultimately "over-rated" behavior. First diagnosed in Hobart Tasmania (2005).
"Vossy you suffer a severe case of Fuckhead Syndrome"!

"Charles* I love you, but I can't have this baby if there's even the slightest possibility he might inherit the disorder?"

*Charles is a all-rounder family-man who enjoys a good book and a snuggle with his wife in front of an open wood-fire. Made famous by the controversial statement "Charles, shut the fuckup"!- Subsequently, a slander commonly used to offend those suffering FS.

Note: Charles, in the context of FS, is oven confused with Charles Anderson; a heavy-weight boxing champion In New York. Both Charles do however bear similar physical features (prominent belly, and menacing facial-profile), this often accounts for the confusion in Identity.
by Bosnian Homo November 10, 2008
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