When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Fap Forfeit February is a challenge and you need to do it once every day until the 28th February
by trippiehomo December 28, 2017
"Hundred Hand Fap" is the combination to two know phrases. "Hunder Hand" comes from a Godly game called Street Fighter 2, a character named E. Honda would use a move called the Hundred Hand Slap. The last part of the phrase "Fap" i guess come from the internet somewhere. Fapping is the sound effect a male would make when he masturbates, Strokes his Wii(beats his meat)
Samir, get off street fighter and come hang out. You cant be hundred hand fagging it to Chung li and Blanka every day,
Damn this pr0n is tight finna hundred hand fap that jawn(joint)
Damn this pr0n is tight finna hundred hand fap that jawn(joint)
by Feel J Akir August 27, 2008
Same event like No Nut November but only 28 days to prove females are mature beings than males. This challenge cannot masturbate which can penetrate the G spot without using any items such as dildo, drugs, fingers that can react into vaginal, etc. Well, it is hardly for females who have periods to accept this challenges.
"When the Forbidden Fap February is ON, the porn industrial could only survive 40% as the No Nut November porn rate drop 80% at that month."
by TheInternetMemist December 15, 2018
Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.
by MSGD April 18, 2012
Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.
by Moghidean September 09, 2011
fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.
Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.
by dimitri yellowboi November 12, 2018
This is the month, when you have to masturbate the number times a day, where number is factorial of the day's number.
Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example
2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...
For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.
On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.
!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.
Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example
2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...
For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.
On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.
!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.
-What is the cause of his death?
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
-Oh I see. He is fourth kid in this week.
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
-Oh I see. He is fourth kid in this week.
by JaAkaPanda December 06, 2018