June 17 is the day you give a short person 5 dollars, if you are 0’0-4’11 ( 0 centimeters to 149.86 centimeters) you are considered short.
Short person: I want 5 dollars
Tall person: why
Short person: because it is June 17, national give a short person 5 $ day
Tall person: I hate you
Tall person: why
Short person: because it is June 17, national give a short person 5 $ day
Tall person: I hate you
by Yanezukooooooo June 16, 2022
Get the June 17mug. by shmohan February 5, 2023
Get the Bedford 17mug. by Hello.hi.elloo November 15, 2020
Get the November 17mug. boy: hey its your birthday today!
girl:yeh lolll
boy: did you know you can find what it means on urban dictionary?! it says that people born on the 17 of july are cunts and they shit themselves loll!
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by ur mum like dick November 1, 2021
Get the 17 of julymug. by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the 17 virginsmug. Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.
Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by why are russian girls so cute September 10, 2025
Get the iPhone 17mug. The day no one goes to school. All over the USA schools have gotten threats. *THIS IS FROM THE INTERNET THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE REAL*
by anonymousdude1273 December 16, 2021
Get the December 17mug.