Dirty Jack Young

Dirty jack young is when you fist your sister while wanking in a Spanish classroom then after you finish you spread your cheeks and force your sister to give u a rim job

I did a dirty jack young yesterday

by Kayz_sexyguy August 31, 2023

doing jack

if someone is doing jack, they are doing nothing. they are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything. it also means if someone can't be bothered, or they dont want to put effort into something.

person a: "where's tony, he needs to do his homework!"
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."

by gopro7reekal September 22, 2023

we jack loop

going around a loop with your boys after jacking bathroom and or finding your jamie

yo cardenas WE JACK LOOP

by Ballslover719733 November 21, 2023

Nasty Jack

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.

Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!

by Red monster boy January 20, 2024

You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024

Pre Jack

To grab, buy, or do something before it is necessary to do it in order to prevent having to do it in the future — just in case it would be necessary to grab, buy, or do it later.

Imma pre jack that PS5 a month before Christmas, in case they sell out at that time.

by Prejack February 2, 2024

Flashy jack

A fat nipple dweep who likes getting cheated on

Guy 1: hi I'm flashy jack
Guy 2: can I fuck your mrs

Guy1: of course buddy

Guy 2: oh shit, I already hit that
Guy 3: Same
Guy 4: same
Guy 5: same

by Flashyjack18 February 2, 2024