If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Flag

Get the If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fuckedmug.

Get real!

used to convey that an idea or statement is stupid or excessively visionary.

"You want teens to have committed sexual relationships? Get real!"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Flag

Get the Get real!mug.

Doggo gets owner day

On the 18th December Doggo gets owner on all discord servers and the owner can't do anything about it

I love doggo gets owner day

by fuzhzthu87ihu iko December 17, 2021

Flag

Get the Doggo gets owner daymug.

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Flag