glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 7, 2022

video bag

Someone who is not only a hardcore video gamer, but a complete douche bag- especially while playing.

I thought Mike was going to the bars with us

No- he's a video bag.

by a wet wompy March 30, 2011

hoe bag

your mother.

she is a hoe bag

casey called your mother a “hoe bag”

by ally.commmmmm July 5, 2022

Bag

Someone who carries a lot of weight, mentally or physically.

"Shut up, you bag!"

" Look at that old decrepit bag, I give her 2 days."

by English Secret Service Member May 14, 2024

Bagged

Dealt with, killed

We just bagged dude from otha day

by HomeazyyM February 1, 2021

Strepto Bag

When someone anonymously sends you a bag of gummy dicks. You inject streptococcus into them and return to sender.

Nobody wants your strepto bag!

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

Put the Fries In The Bag

Slang on TikTok that is use to tell someone to get a job. Usually used towards content creators like “The Mannii Show” to symbolize their content is not something they should pursue.

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person 2: just put the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏

by electricm July 9, 2024