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<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Anthony Then Fells Just Like Joseph ALexander Martinez

Anthony Then Fells Just Like Joseph ALexander Martinez

Anthony Then Fells Just Like Joseph ALexander Martinez

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick

"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."

by Your Mother </3 January 6, 2022

Built like a ginger

Tall, lanky, bright white, freckly, BIG FRECKLES, and an uprise forehead

I told the cop my friend was built like a ginger

by Mz.Mistress January 23, 2021

Bippin like a cheech

To talk shit about a irrevelevent subject

Yo dawg quit bippin like a cheech before I smack you

by anonymous February 1, 2023

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020