Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025

Booze bones

Booze bones is the unpleasant feeling you get in your bones after a heavy night of drinking. This can result in painful joints, bones, or muscles.

Damn, I drank so much last night, when I woke up this morning I had a heavy case of booze bones.

by boykoyo February 25, 2025

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

Krasnov Bonespursky

A name given to someone who dodged the draft numerous times by claiming they had bonespurs, then later on being recruited by the KGB and given the codename "Krasnov".

Did you hear that Krasnov Bonespursky keeps crying that he lost the 2020 election due to fraud?

by 6_inches_toward_freedom April 14, 2025

Crumbl Boner

An involuntary type of erection a male gets when they are aroused by Crumbl cookies.

I saw the new cookie from Crumbl, and I got a Crumbl boner.

by Roidbelt March 3, 2026

Chiney-Bones

A close friend or a few close friends. Can also be used to describe a friend group of skinny girls.

Ashley: Chiney-bonesssss!

Layla: I missed u chiney bonessssssss!

by Ninilimited March 13, 2026

Face boner

Somebody with a characteristically, objectively considered, large nose

“You know Ringo Starr?”

“The Beatle with the face boner? Yep.”

by assortmentofrandomletters March 28, 2026