douche bag

A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables

It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag

by Rytoc December 7, 2007

Hoe bag

A thing you pay for and you never now what stds your going to get

I waonder what’s gonna come in that Hoe Bag

by Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh November 19, 2018

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

bag shiq

big shaq but the 'i' in 'big' and the 'a' in 'shaq' are swapped. people use this word because it is humourous.

big shaq? more like bag shiq! hahahahahahafhuyaghhahahg

by itsyaboihere April 22, 2018

bagged

Getting caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing

Mr. B: *Walks into school bathroom, sees four kids smoking a cart* What the hell is going on in here?!?!?
Marcus: Oh shit we're getting bagged *runs away*
Jason: Thank god I was boutta get suspended

by Jason Vance December 18, 2019

Bag-A-Bitch

A woman with an appealing body but ugly face.

Reece: "yo, check out Sydney, tell me you wouldn't smash!!"
Alfie: "Nah bro, she's a total bag-a-bitch."

by itzreee March 22, 2023

duff bag

A monster tard you work with. Usually nothing good comes out of there mouth. Comparable to douchebag

Duff bag just moves around the office soundung drunk

by Going6to6hell6 January 19, 2017