by this guy5646499 May 06, 2013
by Amoistbeaver June 27, 2020
When having anal sex with a girl, the man pulls out and starts to write as many ancient letters of the runic alphabet on her back with his poo covered dick as he can before a) the girl notices or b) he runs out of the brown ink, at which point the man must try to masturbate until cumming before getting kicked out of her place.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Person 1 - "Dude, Sasha from accounting is looking super hot today"
Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"
Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"
Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"
Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"
Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
by TheDirtyPillow December 15, 2018
When two guys touch a girls tongue with their dicks then proceed to creme on the tongue and then lick it off the girl’s tongue with their tongues
by Penisluguini April 13, 2020
You take a brand new matchbox car, shove it up your shithole pull it out drive it around your girlfriends body like its worth a million dollars (make sure you painted her brown. don't forget to take a pitstop in her mouth) and then park it in her cave.....which one? you decide.
-Dude i totally gave my gf a dirty warthog last night.
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
by Blade1172 August 11, 2009
When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.
by KanyeWestHasALargePenis October 29, 2021
Having sex with a female, and you put in her butt then she shits on your dick, re-insert into her vagina and she squirts, hits forth the dirty squirtal
by Big tega mojo April 09, 2021