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Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.
My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.
by JonKellog April 25, 2021
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near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.
Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.
by AJ18 May 14, 2014
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car sex 2

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.
I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....
by LazyLow November 1, 2019
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After Sex Crackers

Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."
"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"

"Fuckin rights b'y"
by Joebama Biden June 26, 2021
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Radiohead Sex Masters

The Radiohead Sex Masters are an exclusive cult formed on Discord that have dedicated their lives to the devout worship of Thomas Edward Yorke of English rock band Radiohead. They have a well-developed governmental system and often utilize their own lingo such as terms like ‘fr,’ ‘one,’ and ‘eo.’ The national currency is One Thollar (One Radiohead Sex Masters Thom Dollars).
James: ‘Are you really one of the Radiohead Sex Masters!?’
Angelina: ‘ Radiohead are an English rock band formed in Abingdon, Oxfordshire, in 1985. The band consists of Thom Yorke (vocals, guitar, piano, keyboards), brothers Jonny Greenwood (lead guitar, keyboards, other instruments) and Colin Greenwood (bass), Ed O'Brien (guitar, backing vocals) and Philip Selway (drums, percussion). They have worked with producer Nigel Godrich and cover artist Stanley Donwood since 1994. Radiohead's experimental approach is credited with advancing the sound of alternative rock.’
James: ‘Blimey!’
by radiofork September 19, 2021
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SOMETHING NOT ABOUT SEX

this is not about sex will not be. will never be.

oh. wait it is about sex. its about how its not about sex
something not about sex
by come on doods October 18, 2020
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drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!
by istitch October 28, 2017
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