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capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them

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by hockeylover87 November 25, 2020

Lactose Lucrative Cock

Similar to the term 'Dairy Dick,' this is when your balls are full of sperm and are ready to release. Your penis then forms a milk like liquid which oozes out your urethra in lucrative quantities.

Aw bro, I've got such a lactose lucrative cock right now, mind giving me a hand?

by RyanSmithWales November 28, 2020

fat nigga cock

the biggest species of nigga cock. averages around 15 inches

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by anonymous January 11, 2021

the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021

Poprocks cock pop

A gift for your significant other that consists of pop rocks on your cock.

Hey shorty I know it’s your birthday so I went out of my way to give you this Poprocks cock pop. Get sucking baby we don’t have all day.

by *moans* January 31, 2021

The Bo Jackson Cock

When you ram a girls coochie so hard you make her pass out for 3 hours straight

Yeah last night I gave my girl the Bo Jackson Cock and she passed out on my sofa

by UrFavBootyKiller February 4, 2021

Greasy Cock Minon

Having sex with a penis/cock covered in garlic herb butter.

Breona loves getting greasy cock minon for dinner!

by Greasy Bre April 4, 2021