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Mop head

When a girl gives you that sloppy toppy and it’s so wet that you gotta use a mop to clean it up.
Tony:Bro last night brittney gave me that MOP HEAD
Mike:Dude Fr I’m tryina get some mop head
by Jordanjackass December 31, 2019
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Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist
"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"
by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 26, 2019
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Boar’s Head

When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.
Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.
by Chezwegs May 28, 2019
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Towel Head

A person from the middle east using a form of hijab is often called a Towel Head
HAhaha that towel head almost blew me up but kempf agent choked the towel head out.
by AlphaKempfarn June 8, 2019
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crate head

Crate head
Gay peacock
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Triangle head

Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.

They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)
Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...
by Bernymasturbating1269 June 17, 2019
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