Black and Gay

An universal, reality-warping, ominipotent being.

Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.

Can't be touched or harmed by any means.

Manager : Dammit, im tired of Chaz incompetence, its his third slip just this week. I swear this time i will fire him for good.

Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."

Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"

by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023

Black Pill

Commonly known as the, "truth pill", black pill refers to accepting the reality of looks over personality. The only thing that matters in life is how attractive your body is, and it opens up possibilites like an endless staircase. It also concretes the belief of hopelessness for people who cannot attain such looks. Success and happiness are largely predetermined by genetics, biology, social systems, or work ethic.

"Dude, I took the black pill, and now I realize everything is possible with looks."

"Sucks for us man, we're somalian."

by fo44r August 16, 2025

Black Cock Sandwich

Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.

The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich

by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024

Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024

bro i just fullported some black people futures

by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Black Thing

Any phrase, story or joke that only African Americans understand. This is due to their history in the United States.

It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)

Joe: i noticed Jill is always talking to Black guys in the street.
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see

by DougSmug November 26, 2022