Fat Cock Francis

A man who was ordained by God to be named Francis, who also is in possession of a rather large penis, or colloquiallly known as a "Cock".

"Oh, look... Here comes Fat Cock Francis."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."

by Fat Cock Francis October 14, 2022

Diet Cock Energy

Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis

Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.

by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 18, 2022

Cock-a-doodle-do

The erect form of a penis. Only comes when a man is horny

Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do

Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??

by PussyDestroyer2022 January 1, 2022

POC or suck cock

An answer for a situation when somebody tries to present you some crazy idea without Proof Of Concept

- Hey guys, you know oil floats on the water right? Why don't we cover ourselves with oil and wait for it to rain...
- You are high af aren't you? Anyway it's POC or suck cock

by SeaEagle January 5, 2022

Cold Cock's Law

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.

There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is if your having sex with a blond girl she has to punch your cock after u cum on her eyes because she can't see so it's all white. THE GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLONDE not to be racist

I had a amazing albino cock fight with my girlfriend last night

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.

Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message

by Tafukk November 11, 2021