fuck off my grass

Something only Dylan uses that makes no sense whatsoever.

Please never use fuck off my grass because it makes no fucking sense

by Bruhhhhhhhh$$25 June 6, 2016

off on scene

In rural New England, it is common for a fire apparatus to use this term to announce its arrival at an emergency. It is not known how something can be both off and on at the same time, creating a paradox.

"Dispatch from Vershire Engine 2, off on scene."

by SVFDC1 August 7, 2025

Burpy-off

A time when everyone dies but bicycle dudes and Barry from game grumps eats ketchup and spoiled pudding while upside down because Aron also from game grumps was victorious. Burpy-off can only occur after my-little-pony has been read. Never attempt 25 burly-offs during a zombie apocolypse or everyone will die if they haven't already.

Fire horses can do over 2,507,045,368,269 burpy-off.

by Mountain poop June 11, 2016

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

the pass off

When you are in the shower and need a poop, so you poop into your hand and drop it into the toilet.

Kyle really needed to poop in the shower, so he did the pass off.

by The pass offer June 21, 2021

OFF

A 2008 French RPG Maker game created by Mortis Ghost.

It is about an enigmatic humanoid entity known as the Batter, who is described as being on a "sacred” or even “religious mission” to "purify" the world of Off. The Batter travels through four bizarre Zones in the world, revealing more about the world as the game goes on.

Person 1: “Remember that game by Mortis Ghost? OFF?”

Person 2: “Oh that surreal, fever dreamish old game with the genocidal Baseball Player? It was pretty good actually.”

by Palko-006 July 1, 2022

Bake off

When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.

During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.

by Baker katie October 31, 2018