Shit Golden

The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!

Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?

Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden

by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018

Shit bloke

Andrew Gaff. Professional Australian rules footballer for the Wet Toast Eagles.

What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.

Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.

by CliveH20 August 5, 2018

shits the fan

To break or go south severely (when shit hits the fan).

Casey"Good thing my girlfriend has a nice car, I can use that when my car shits the fan."
Alex: "Yeah but what if your relationship shits the fan"?

by bostoncasey August 21, 2018

Scoville Shits

Your anus' hangover after eating something high on the Scoville Chart.

I ate took the Johnny Scoville Death Nut Challenge and I'm dealing with the Scoville Shits something awful.

by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019

Shit-rat

Anyone who partakes in breaking the law. Someone who wouldn’t want to be friends with because they are unsavoury characters.

Look at that shit-rats shirt, it says Cocaine and Caviar!

Yeah, but his face says Fishsticks and fentanyl!

by Lincoln Drake March 22, 2019

Good shit

when a conversation gets boring, good shit acts like the sign to switch topics

Person A: omg have you tried that new Starbucks drink OMGGG its soo good

Person B: Good shit, what time is it??

by Dubian hero September 28, 2019

unicorn shit

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit

This is unicorn shit!

by frabrizio June 9, 2018