Skip to main content

ultra-whale

someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.
pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale
by nubesLas January 16, 2009
mugGet the ultra-whale mug.

a whale of a ass

Jordyn: hi, how are you.

Me: GYAT DAMN YOU GOT A WHALE OF A ASS!!
by Jordyn’s Ass Licker March 18, 2023
mugGet the a whale of a ass mug.

Whale Sprite

A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm
Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out
by False_Hydra September 12, 2023
mugGet the Whale Sprite mug.

Whale Spearing

WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A FAT GIRL DOGGY STYLE AND YOU PULL OUT OF HER PUSSY AND RAM UR COCK IN HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT MERCY
I Was Whale Spearing my neighbor without lube all night.
by Dj Cheff From Puerto Rico February 7, 2014
mugGet the Whale Spearing mug.

fail whale

oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale
by XombieJer March 2, 2010
mugGet the fail whale mug.

Whale Hole

A female's vaginal thats been around the block to many times. The word Whale Hole simply means "blown out vagina."
Female:1 "On God!!! girl, Jessica is so thirsty with her loose pussy ass. Must be from all those black dude's she been fucking." Female:2 "mhmm girl my boyfriends, nephews, big cousin was fucking with that white girl an he told my boyfriend she was more blew out than a Whale Hole. Female:1 "On God, that trick thirsty and nasty af.
by Crumbz February 6, 2014
mugGet the Whale Hole mug.

Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
by TheObsure February 18, 2015
mugGet the Beached whale mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email