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West Newbury

A town in northeastern Massachusetts. The residents are loaded with cash. The median income for a family is over $150,000 and the families in West Newbury aren't afraid to show it.
All the kids from West Newbury end up at Pentucket or private prep schools, and at that point end up blowing all of their parents money on drugs and alcohol.

There isn't anything cool in West Newbury; just the House of Pizza, and Long Hill Orchard.

John Cena is from West Newbury.
"Yo, that kid looks like he's from West Newbury."
"Yeah, he's driving a tricked out Mercedes S-Class."
"Probably his mom's."
West Newbury by pinetreez002 June 7, 2009
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WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips 

A group of homophobic idiots who spend their time making countless hateful posters because no one gives them the time of day. They also have incest.
The WestBoro Baptist Church a.k.a Fred Phillips are homophobic ass wholes.

old westbury 

Village in Nassau County, Long Island, about 35 minutes east of Manhattan. It is the North Shore (Gold Coast) of the Island. NOT to be confused with Westbury.
Old Westbury claims to have no commercial properties, though a gas station and diner techncially are within the village's boundaries. The village therefore is just about 100% residential. The homes here range from McMansions to Gatsby era manor homes, with even land plots rarely going for under $1 million and homes generally ranging between $3 and $12 million (though homes over $40 million are not all that rare). Besides the high mortgages these houses come with, the taxes are even more ridiculous (a $4 million dollar home may have well over $50k in annual property taxes). Old Westbury is where the Phipps, Graces, Whitneys, Vanderbilts, Posts and many other elite families have called home. Some notable residents include Howard Stern (before the divorce), CZ Guest and her daughter Cornelia Guest (the Paris Hilton of the 80s). Bess Myerson's scandalous affair with Andy (Carlos) Capasso took place in the manorhouse on Tredwell Drive.
The village has also been used in countless films, most recently in Cruel Intentions. The television show Growing Up Gotti was filmed in Victoria Gotti's home here. The town also is believed to be the inspiration of Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, though some of the characters are based on his time on Chicago's Gold Coast and the geography of the town is based on an unknown source.
John was good at life for he drove a Rolls and lived in Old Westbury.

At least I'm not Kanye West

This is a ""cop out" phrase you use if you've done something absolutely terrible. However, whatever you did probably isn't worse than the stupid sh*t Kanye does on a daily basis.
"You are a son of a bitch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on PCP"
"Yeah, well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"True"

"I can't believe you, You clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a Hummer H2"
"Well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"Sh*t you're right, next round is on me!" - Al Gore

westchester 

Bronxbuddy you do have a point. Kids at my high school literally were convinced they were "from" the Bronx because they lived there until they were like 2, and expect you to think they were tough because of that. People really do not have any idea how rich Westchester is, what we consider "Middle Class" is really more like upper middle class. Yonkers is probably the only city in Westchester co. that even remote resembles the rest of the country economically so it gets labeled a dump and ostracized by snobs in Scarsdale even though Yonkers is not poor for the most part, it is just normal middle class.
"Oh I'm not rich I'm well off" -Westchester kids who drive a BMW convertible and live in a $1 million dollar house.
westchester by Name June 24, 2004

west side stadium 

A proposed plan to build a new stadium for the Jets on the west side of Manhattan. Mayor Bloomberg promises it will bring revenue to the city, although many disagree. Will cost over 1 billion dollars to construct, most of which will come from our taxes.
The West Side Stadium plan sucks

West Valley City 

West Valley City is the second largest municipality in the State of Utah, with a population of nearly 130,000 residents. It is located west of Salt Lake City (Utah's capitol), has an area of almost 36 square miles, and plays hosts to some of the largest businesses in the State of Utah.

In 2012, West Valley City was awarded a Best of State Award; these awards are granted to the best private or public organization in the state, that exemplifies the highest level of professionalism and expertise in a variety of areas. In 2012, West Valley City was awarded the Best of State Award for Community Involvement.

This award comes directly from years of work and effort in developing itself into the most diverse and developed city in Utah.

A few other interesting facts of West Valley City, UT, are:

-WVC plays home to the ECHL's Utah Grizzlies
-WVC hosts a brand new (Dec 2012) Larry H Miller Megaplex Movie Theater
-WVC is one of the most culturally diverse cities in Utah, with many faiths and cultures represented throughout the city
Let's go to the Grizzlies game in West Valley City.
Where did you go to high school? In West Valley.
What is West Valley City's acronym? WVC
West Valley City by Jerry Mac January 8, 2013