Weasel

He's hott...better looking then you anyways...and he's all pimpin' and shit...yeah u know he's DA WEASEL and none other shall be me!

Hott chick 1:I got a date with Weasel tonight!
Hott chick 2:then its a double date...I'm datin him too!
Hott chick 3:Tripple

by Matt "Weasel" Hancock May 2, 2004

cooch weasel

a boy who slaps two bitches at ones time so he can get mad poon.

"Dylan you are such a cooch weasel"

by sergio12 August 3, 2007

weaver

the art of making red hot loving to a sonciwalls wan port. see also wan-port weaver.

did you see that wan port. it caught weaver feaver

by mdweaver October 3, 2007

sneaky weasel

A person or creature who engages in the art of deception.

Joe: Yo, Todd. . . that guy stole my foot powder. And now my feet are stinkin!

Todd: Aw, shit man. Yeah, that Ray is a sneaky weasel. Can I rub yo feet anyway? Mmmm... let me lick that shit. Oh yeah, mmmmmmm, I wanna rub them stinky feet on my face all night long.

by Bunny Brown October 27, 2005

weaseled

Messed up, tangled, flustered.

"Man, I got all weaseled up in the blankets!"
OR
"hwkki - oops sorry, my fingers were all weaseled on the keyboard."

by WeWereTheTurkey September 23, 2008

Frosting Weasel

A device used to put decorative frosting on cookies and cakes; another term for a cake decorator

Use the frosting weasel to make the roses on the cake

by Brie December 1, 2004

Haley Weaver

The act of kicking someone in the head after they have done something to piss you off.
Such as slapping you in in the face.

That stupid chick slapped me in the face so I gave her a Haley Weaver.

by Monkeydicklover April 1, 2010