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Vegan

retards who think after consuming animal products for 200,000 years they did something by not eating those chicken wings.
Vegan enters the room,
Turnips: oh lawd, she comin.
by applyingFORartINaustria February 17, 2024
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Vegan

Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.
Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one
by Bigtabz March 26, 2023
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Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.
Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.
by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013
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wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.
Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.
by anonymous October 7, 2023
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perfect vegan

Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts
My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals
by CAMRA man July 12, 2019
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That vegan teacher

Katie Karen diekmeyer otherwise known as that vegan teacher is a Canadian YouTuber who is known for her controversial methods of promoting veganism. One of them includes her singing a song telling people to change their religion if it doesn’t allow them to be vegan. She has a dog named Bella whom she feeds a vegan diet. Her Tiktok account was suspended for making a suggestive joke to a minor, Tommyinnit. She is also a former teacher.
“Eating animals is wrong, hurting animals is wrong, share this song!”
-that vegan teacher
by anonymous June 2, 2022
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Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
by Libdill August 26, 2021
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