Deerfoot Trail

Big road in Calgary. Quickest way to die in a vehicle accident because nobody can drive for shit in Calgary.

Bro: I want to claim insurance after a car crash, how will I achieve this?
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.

by somestupidwhiteguy66 October 23, 2025

unicorn trail

Noun;
A mixture of cocaine (blow) and one more Pixie sticks. Traditionally, blue.

I'm not gay, but things got really weird with the football team after we all did a unicorn trail.

by Applejax September 1, 2017

Trail Mix

When you put your penis in someone's asshole, take it out, put it in their mouth and nut.

"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"

"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"

by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023

Spit trail

The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.

Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.

Guess who I have a spit trail to?

There's a spit trail between the two of us!

by Lotte_ July 23, 2018

Trail Ready

The damanging of the exterior of a four-wheel drive car, causing it to be visually unpleasing, but ready to go onto 4x4 trails.

"I bent my fender on a tree yesterday, it's now trail ready."

by vanlul June 2, 2009

Chili trail

A obscurely straight skid mark

“If I fart again, We’re gonna be on the chili trail”

by 123-yo July 25, 2022

Trail bitch

A bitch on a trail who wants your snap

The trail bitch wants your snap

by Slikefest June 18, 2020