Tool Truck 

Variation on the term tool. Used to describe a person that has surpassed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.

Dude did you smoke the rest of my shit?
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!

Tool Truck by Buddhadaddy September 28, 2008

Tool-Based Massive Anneurism 

A brain explosion caused by listening to to much Tool.

This poor kid died of a Tool-Based Massive Anneurism.

Tool-Based Massive Anneurism by Rsynv5 August 30, 2009

tool off 

when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool

did you hear that Brad won the tool off against Jake? he got 30 style points for his Oakleys

tool off by chestercheeto June 13, 2011

tool bag 

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

tool bag by cruggina October 27, 2013

tool bait 

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

tool bait by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009

Tool-bag

Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.

"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'

Tool-bag by Swinggal March 6, 2008

Tool Box 

A term used to describe a female that is very promiscuous.

I really liked Ginger but she turned out to be a real tool box.

Tool Box by jaz October 20, 2004