1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 5, 2019
Get the Twat Wafflemug. The act of spreading warm butter on chocolate chip waffles and immediately throwing it on your boss's face
The morning after a long night...
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!
by WilmaFingerdooo March 8, 2017
Get the Kentucky Wafflemug. The act of classic Canadian sex, where maple syrup is used as lubricant and then the girl's syrupy pussy is eaten out afterwards, making it a waffle with syrup on it.
by puglover90 September 3, 2015
Get the Waffles with Syrupmug. by nasty nbba November 22, 2019
Get the Nigerian wafflemug. A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."
1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.
by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008
Get the waffle toppermug. A public sex act. A Frosted Waffle occurs when having sex doggie style against a chain link fence and the Receiver's face gets pressed against the fence. The Pitcher promptly ejaculates on the Receiver's face.
"He couldn't stop laughing because what had started out as a hot public encounter ended in my face looking like a frosted waffle!"
by RadioNutz March 18, 2009
Get the Frosted Wafflemug. (v) having sexual intercourse.
- can also be referred to as spankin waffles, slappin waffles, etc.
- Also variations include being able to put syrup on the waffles, twisting them waffles, etc
- Only thing you can never do is "cut" the waffles
- can also be referred to as spankin waffles, slappin waffles, etc.
- Also variations include being able to put syrup on the waffles, twisting them waffles, etc
- Only thing you can never do is "cut" the waffles
-Did he just go upstairs with that floozie?
-Yea, probably about to be smackin waffles.
- Well I hope he uses the proper utensils because i heard she has been smackin waffles with the whole football team.
-Yea, probably about to be smackin waffles.
- Well I hope he uses the proper utensils because i heard she has been smackin waffles with the whole football team.
by thatguyamilli April 19, 2010
Get the smackin wafflesmug.