Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.
Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.
"Dude, Bill farted!"
*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"
"Dude, Bill farted!"
*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"
by spiralings March 6, 2012
Get the Fart Maskmug. Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!
by The fart sultan October 2, 2014
Get the Jungle Fartsmug. A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008
Get the fart seguemug. A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
by neelyjohns April 19, 2010
Get the fart-icemug. Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009
Get the Mom Fartsmug. I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
by Brjtlc April 28, 2010
Get the warning fartmug. The ultimate in worthless environmental awareness. From a bumper sticker: "Save gas, fart in a baggie".
by brain drain June 14, 2009
Get the fart in a baggiemug.