Eeyore Titties

Occurs when a woman's titties droop down to the ground and point outwards. Not unlike Eeyores ears from Winnie the Pooh. They appear sad and unwanted.
by Dr Shmeckle Mr Slide November 29, 2011
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titty jiggle

The process of methodically tipping ones shoulders so that ones breasts fluctuate in respect to their 3D coordinate spaces along the z axis sometimes having small amounts of motion in the positive x direction and both y directions.

Often titty jiggles are performed with a partner and with various types of substances lathered on to the upper quadrants or nipple area (usually defined as the unit circle in the yz plane centered at (0,0,0) )
Sarah executed a proper titty jiggle last month during spring break.
by Let G be a April 2, 2012
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Pair of Titties

phrase used when something makes one overly excited. antonym of "sack of nuts"...
by Weirdo Artimando January 24, 2011
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legitti-titties

Confirmation that a large pair of breasts are, in fact, real and not the result of plastic surgery. Legitimate breasts.
Do you think those breasts are fake, or are they legitti-titties?
by Jude Price October 26, 2010
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titty mau

The extreme wanting of titties at a specfic point in time. Not to be confused with "di di mau." Note: the phrase must be screamed/yelled at a high volume.
by LT. Gobbles December 13, 2008
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titty juggling

the act of grabbing a girl's jugs and moving them around while standing on one foot.
while candy was over last night we went swimming and did some titty juggling.
by collin69man July 15, 2009
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Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.
"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"
by anon57392 August 30, 2009
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