waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018

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Little girl thong

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.

I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

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Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

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John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022

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A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

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The Dong & Thong Throng

When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.

Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk

by AxxSquiggleGod April 3, 2024

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