The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.
Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.
Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.
Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.
Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.
Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.
by Somethingemo July 15, 2011
Get the Helen Keller Theorymug. The concept of coming out of your shell or underground (being invisible/insignificant) and choosing to take matters in your own hands by doing impactful and noteworthy things in the public eye, consequently gaining more attention. A suit is commonly known as a symbol of status, and yet a shiny suit can still make you stand out and easily noticeable amongst people wearing regular suits.
Applying the shiny suit theory, the mysterious rich man decided to bring more attention to his businesses by going public on the stock markets and placing adverts everywhere.
by SergioBlack June 11, 2021
Get the Shiny Suit Theorymug. The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section
The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.
My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.
My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.
by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019
Get the The Cheese Dam Theorymug. 45 mins= 1.5 hour. This is a historical theory. It's is as important as Ng's theory. It's said by Fat Tam, a crazy teacher in LSC. She said this theory while scolding people
by DAPRONOOB October 25, 2020
Get the Fat Tam's theorymug. The theory in which the sum of beers claimed to be drank is greater than beers ever present. Derives from the Macho-man complex where the more beer you drink the cooler you are. Simply, a 30 pack plus 10 phantom beers equals 40 beers claimed.
Chad- How was last night?
Blaine- Good, the five of us split a case of Natty; had about 7 or 8 each.
Chad- Sounds like a classic case of phantom case theory.
Blaine- Good, the five of us split a case of Natty; had about 7 or 8 each.
Chad- Sounds like a classic case of phantom case theory.
by Rob Ranna March 29, 2009
Get the Phantom case theorymug. The process of absorbing stagnant carbon dioxide molecules in the air and using saturated plant vacoules to emulate synthesis in complete darkness. In theory, you wouldn't produce as much glucose from this as photosynthesis does. As a comparison, think of aerobic and anaerobic respiration for example. Anaerobic doesn't produce as much ATP as aerobic respiration does, and can lead to lactic acid built up as a result. If evolution has shown us anything its that organisms can adapt to their environments a. k.a. survival of the fittest. I would believe after exposure to complete darkness for millions of years, plants would be able to grasp adaption or, they would all die out. Chemo Synthesis is an example of organic adaption, which was only discovered about 10 or more years ago.
Shadow Synthesis Theory explains how plants have had to use Shadow Synthesis in the past to make glucose when the dinosaurs when extinct, which could explain why plants still exist today.(flawed)
by xXBdogXx54 December 14, 2018
Get the Shadow Synthesis Theorymug. Allow me to explain.
This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.
This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.
- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.
by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021
Get the The shutting up theorymug.