Closet Republican

The kinda guy who lives on the East or West coast (usually high income) and reluctantly votes for the Republicans mostly because he doesn’t want to pay the Democrat’s proposed taxes. He often goes to great lengths to appease his liberal friends in conversation and not let them know who he voted for.
“That guy is such a closet Republican, there’s no way he’s pro taxes with a house like that.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”
by Henrey S March 21, 2024
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Closet Republican

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
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pan republican

A republican that is secretly a pan sexual or has more than one cast iron skillet of the same size
Hey buddy I noticed your MAGA hat and those two 8" cast iron skillets you had hanging above the stove, I'm just gonna co.e out and say it, are you a pan republican?
by Wondering thoughts September 24, 2023
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Republican herpes

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
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MAGA Republican

A term mostly used by leftists/Democrats to describe basically any Republican they REALLY don't like.
ThIs MaGa rEpUbLiCaN iS lItErAlLy HiTlEr CuZ hE/sHe DoEsN'T wAnNa BaN mUh AsSaUlT wEaPoNs!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 02, 2023
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MAGA Republican

A term used by Democrats to basically describe any Republican they REALLY don't like.
OmG mUh MaGa RePuBlIcAnS aRe LiTeRaLlY hItLeR cUz ThEy DoN't WaNnA bAn MuH aSsAuLt WeApOnS!!!!!1111!!
by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 02, 2023
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MAGA Republican

A term mostly used by leftists/Democrats to describe basically any Republican they REALLY don't like.
ThIs MaGa RePuBlIcAn Is LiTeRaLlY hItLeR cUz He/sHe DoEsN't WaNnA bAn MuH aSsAuLt WeApOnS!!!!!!!!!!
by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 02, 2023
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