medicine pet

A pet that stays with you while you're thereby making you feel better

I had the flu last week and my dog was a medicine pet and stayed will the whole time.

by Uglyman1223 February 15, 2017

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

Miss pet

Usually an umpalumpa looking biddie who waddles round a high school on lunch screamen errrrrr lads

I wanna lil mama as bad as miss pet

by Me crumptons fave person September 29, 2020

passing off" the "small pet pass-off

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.

Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P

by QuacksO July 07, 2018

Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ

DA WORST ROBLOX GAM EVA! J8J NJN JJNMJNJNUJN

Person 1: Let's play Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
Person 2: NO THAT GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJEJSJSUSJSJSSUMSHJSNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

by Reason D Alt August 13, 2023

Eddie's Pet

A redhead with a collar and a lead.

Shannon is Eddie's Pet

by Solomundy September 09, 2023

pet bae-ting

Putting your pet front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.
Borrowing someone else's pet to put front and center on your online dating profile to get more dates.

"Awww, he's not my type, but that puppy is so cute! I'm going to go on a date with him just to meet his puppy"
"Don't do it! He's pet bae-ting, and that puppy might not even be his! If you're going to go on a date with him, at least go on a zero date before you go on a first date".

by mephix October 05, 2022