Mickey Mouse Sexual

An internet troller who is sexually attracted to Mickey mouse and the Mickey mouse clubhouse

P1: Micky mouse is hot
P2: fuck it's a Mickey mouse sexual RUN

by The Namer of Names Of Old January 10, 2022

Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.

Vietnam was a Mickey Mouse War.

by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020

Mickey Mouse Park

A baseball ballparks where it is easier than usual to be able to hit a home run due to things such as walls being closer than most other parks.

Man Yankees Stadium is such a Mickey Mouse Park, players are always hitting home runs at the short porch.

by Anthboi1406 April 25, 2023

Minnie Mouse Porn

You look this up when your so down bad that you ejaculate every time someone says "Hello".

You're FBI Agent: Why is this nigga searching up Minnie Mouse Porn? Fucking weird ass Zoophile.

by borenian February 26, 2022

mickey mouse slaughterhouse

The Evil Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Mickey: Come to the Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse

by TheRealMugman October 26, 2020

great white mouse

an ounce of coke. its called this because it is about the same shape, color, and size of a white mouse.

person 1: bagging up coke takes soo long, man.
person 2: yeah thats because its the great white mouse.

by mah dude August 17, 2006

Mouse in the house

Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.

Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.

by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017