armless John

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

by mconhero April 08, 2009

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Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

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John Ritter

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company

rest in peace john

by Admir DeMondo December 24, 2003

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Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone August 10, 2007

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