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Mommy milkers

- her tits are huge
- yeah she got some mommy milkers
by Someone_171_ June 13, 2022
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Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies
by Game is game May 13, 2024
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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 5, 2023
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mommy alert

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right
by [saturn] July 31, 2021
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Mommy kins

When you relate to someone who is a mommy or acts like a mommy.
She's such a mommy kins

Ikr so hot
by AGayFuck May 25, 2021
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Mommied

The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend
Who’s mommied tonight?
by Reza305 May 3, 2019
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mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing

When you want your computer to say something funny because you are at school and bored out of your mind
mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing
by chipdabeaver December 5, 2023
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