Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale

Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013

flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014

Flogin the dolphin

to jack-off, to masturbate

"Hey Tod we found you at KFC were you Flogin the dolphin"

by Vip member November 25, 2014

floor the place

Floor the place
When someone wants you to "floor the place" they want you to fuck them so hard they can't walk for a week

John wanted me to floor the place last night but I just wasn't ready.

Margret and Billy really floored the place last night, I could hear it from the room next to theirs!

by Fuck English language February 28, 2016

catfish floping on the deck

Fucking a girl on the bow of A boat

The catfish floping on the deck is your white ass fucking a girl on the bow of a boat

by Dumn ass June 3, 2016

Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.

Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."

by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018

Flop the chop

To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.

"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.

by Melbear August 18, 2018