Teets

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.

Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!

by kutmye July 19, 2009

Teetees

n. teeh-teeh-z.

A cuter way of saying titties!... and a less gross way.

Yay! Boobs for everyone!

Guy 1: "YO! BITCH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? GODDAMMIT, PICK UP YOUR DOG'S FRIGGEN POO!"

Guy 2: "Uh, excuse me. Calm yo teetees!

Guy 1: "Alright."

by poopy bunghole March 25, 2009

brush your teeth

To give a blow job and let someone come in your mouth.

I helped you brush your teeth!

by Anon234 October 7, 2006

Teeter Totter

When a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work

Andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.

by zbmen April 13, 2010

teditor

A tight-assed editor of Urban Dictionary who refuses definitions that have anything to do with slang (um...isn't that the point of the website?)

I had a really good brokeback mountain definition and some teditor decided it was too inappropriate.

by My Hibachi July 24, 2006

teeth like burnt out TWOKS

someone who's teeth are rotten and black, TWOKS are cars that are stolen
hence a persons rotten teeth look like burnt and destroyed cars

"you've got teeth like burnt out TWOKS"
"your girtlfriends got teeth like burnt out twoks"

by gina.c January 27, 2007

Teeterheckle

Something that is a teeterheckle is almost like something being a pickle. A teeterheckle is a situation you would like to avoid because of disgusting reasons.

Dad is making liver tonight. Smells like he burnt it really bad.

Again? Well ain't that a teeterheckle.

by c0dester July 6, 2010