Virginia Tech 

A prestigious university in a college town full of bars providing nightlife. Not to mention the football team that draws Virginians from all over the state. Cavaliers seem to think that it is filled with people who couldn't get into UVA. However, the majority of Hokies never desired to go to UVA in the first place. And VT doesn't take just anybody. So those of you prospective students better make sure you got a good gpa or sat score because VT's public and your money doesn't matter to the admissions office. (unless your parents make a valuable donation of course) Just because you got into Bridgewater does not mean Tech will take you. Private schools take anybody these days. So if you want to be a future Hokie, you better get off your ass and study.

facebook group at UVA: "VA Tech is for people who couldn't get into UVA"

Virginia Tech by Lauren Eliz June 6, 2005

B-tech 

B-tech is a british word meaning someone is trying to act/be like someone in a particular way

mum ?.... why is auntie ... dancing like a B-tech Lady Gaga ?

B-tech by Hope ( name) October 24, 2020

a-tech 

a school that gets alot of shit talked about, mainly cuz its population ISNT drugdealin' dumfuks that probably go to some shitty ass scool like rancho or cheyenne (i.e. the guy above ^ ^ ^)

ya i go to a-tech, mainly so i can get away from the ugly centenial whores

a-tech by joe December 22, 2004

Tier 2 Tech Support 

Typical held by large males who bath infrequently. Ways to identify the Tier 2 technician:

1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.

Upon hearing that a new Star Wars film was going to be released, Andrew a Tier 2 Tech Support Agent put in for his vacation so that he could have a chance being first in to see the movie.

Tier 2 Tech Support by Dan English September 10, 2006

georgia tech 

Where the student body is too busy masturbating to World of Warcraft to use spell check. I need a shave.

Examples are plentiful.

georgia tech by AlderMcDoublepost. February 14, 2005

Virginia Tech 

The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.

Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.

Virginia Tech by Hexum March 1, 2005

virginia tech 

The site of the deadliest shooting spree in modern U.S. history. A social outcast named Cho Seung-Hui took 32 innocent lives on April 16th, 2006, before taking his own life. May all of the victims rest in peace, and may Cho Seung-Hui forever burn in Hell.

Virginia Tech is a college in Blacksburg VA.

virginia tech by Mattch April 27, 2007