B-tech

B-tech is a british word meaning someone is trying to act/be like someone in a particular way

mum ?.... why is auntie ... dancing like a B-tech Lady Gaga ?

by Hope ( name) October 24, 2020

a-tech

a school that gets alot of shit talked about, mainly cuz its population ISNT drugdealin' dumfuks that probably go to some shitty ass scool like rancho or cheyenne (i.e. the guy above ^ ^ ^)

ya i go to a-tech, mainly so i can get away from the ugly centenial whores

by joe December 22, 2004

Tier 2 Tech Support

Typical held by large males who bath infrequently. Ways to identify the Tier 2 technician:

1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.

Upon hearing that a new Star Wars film was going to be released, Andrew a Tier 2 Tech Support Agent put in for his vacation so that he could have a chance being first in to see the movie.

by Dan English September 10, 2006

georgia tech

Where the student body is too busy masturbating to World of Warcraft to use spell check. I need a shave.

Examples are plentiful.

by AlderMcDoublepost. February 14, 2005

Virginia Tech

The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.

Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

virginia tech

The site of the deadliest shooting spree in modern U.S. history. A social outcast named Cho Seung-Hui took 32 innocent lives on April 16th, 2006, before taking his own life. May all of the victims rest in peace, and may Cho Seung-Hui forever burn in Hell.

Virginia Tech is a college in Blacksburg VA.

by Mattch April 27, 2007

Big Tech

Coined by President Donald Trump, refers to social media and internet-based companies such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google and their (potential) abuse of power. These companies have platforms that are very popular. Thus, have the ability to swap public opinions by means of censoring and promoting certain topics.

Guy: Yo I just got banned from Reddit for saying pineapple doesn't belong on pizza after Spez said we have to accept different opinions. Friend: Big tech at it again.

by Sazuri November 12, 2020