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two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.
Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
by Phatal August 30, 2003
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squirrel tail

The steamy shape created when you fart outside in the cold. Farts,like your breath, are not always invisible, (girls).
I was freezing at the bus stop this morning and this guy farted. You should have seen the squirrel tail coming out of his butt. It was crazy huge!
by The Curly Reds February 11, 2008
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ass up cock tail party

suprisingly similiar to a british tea party. these partys usually consist of a wide variety of people normally from in or around your neihborhood. All getting together for a couple of hours. party consist of massive amounts of alchol(beer, wine, and mixed drinks). Every body is getting freak nasty in the corner, by the pool, maybe even on your couch, god forbid on your bed. but this has been known to occur. The sexual act of choice is the ass up, cock out approach in which the guy procedes to fuck the female from behind. when everyone is good and ready or your party is being broken up by the cops because you ended up fucking your neighbors wife. caught in mid stride by the jeolous husband. you and your neighbors go each your own way. until the next ass up cock tail party.
holy shit last nights ass up cock tail party was fucked up. i didnt know that bitch was my neighbors wife. but i got to give it to her she can ride a dick like nobodys buisness.
by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008
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fairy tail

A female who is found in the company of gay men, esp. young fag hag
Trevor and his fairy tail were at the gay bar tonight.
by Rie Natalenko May 1, 2007
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Goat-tail

when one tucks their pecker between his legs behind him, protruding through his butt-crack will be the tip of his pecker, looking like a little goat tail sticking out
carl-"Did you bring your cup with you to soccer practice today?"
evan- "no i didnt but im just going to goat-tail it so im good to go"
by J "goat-tailer" Davis February 24, 2013
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Chocolate Rooster Tail

When someone releases an enema into the face of another.
Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.
by Ol'Hickry September 30, 2010
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