phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

bungo stray dogs

An interesting anime/manga about an orphan who joins a detective agency comprised of (mostly) gifted members which often ends up clashing with similarly gifted threats. BSD is known for including a cast of unbearably atteactive characters as well as having an annoying, delusional shipping fandom (some would argue as bad or worse than the MHA shipping fandom) who projects their gay desires onto the characters and who, despite knowing that none of the ships are or will be canon and that none of the characters align with their strange headcanons, still promote ships as though they are canon. If you hate obnoxious shipping fandoms, stay away or don't interact with the fandom.

A (normal): "Hey, do you watch/read Bungo Stray Dogs?"
B (moronic): "Omigosh, yesss, bestie! I ship–"
A (normal): "Ah– please shut your mouth you obnoxious, fanon-loving moron and try to pay attention to the plot for once."

by Razer_rl March 28, 2025

catching strays

when you’re not involved in an argument between people, but one of the people involved in the argument will still involve you by dissing you

Person 1: well Person 3 is ugly as fuck!

Person 2: Excuse me?

Person 3: why am I catching strays right now?

by sleeperagent03172017 December 28, 2025

peaches on a stray

Your hot

You got it going on

"Yo she's fr peaches on a stray!"

by Bubblebuttbaby July 21, 2016

Prekratit moi stradaniya

Literally translated from Russian means "end my suffering." It also sounds cool to say.

You: Prekratit moi stradaniya
Somebody else: the hell does that mean?
You: Nevermind.

by -_s a u c e_- June 9, 2018

wax your straddle

Wax your straddle.

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief

by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021

Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.

Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"

by Romie_777 November 23, 2022